Not gonna lie, my heart melted a wee bit.
my mom cried
(Source: callingmoon, via whatsurprisesyouthemost)
Fancy Unicorns
Hi! Hello there! Yes you! I would like to welcome you to Fancy Unicorn's Blog. (My friend set me up an account, and to be funny, she chose that blog name...) Anyways, my name is Morgan and feel free to contact me or chat anytime. I am new here, so if you have some helpful pointers for me, that'd be great. My passion in life is anime/manga. Right now, I am obsessing over Hetalia. So, now that you know a bit about me, please enjoy your stay at Fancy Unicorns! :)
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
bonèr
Chlàmydîa
gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm
(via louis-has-the-sneezies)
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
(via evafankawoshin)
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
the best of tumblr confusion
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
god damn it
(Source: cornchipz, via whatsurprisesyouthemost)
